The Star Trek-Guide to SEO

SEO: the fi­nal frontier.

These are the lessons of search en­gine optimization.

SEO can be dif­fi­cult to un­der­stand, but all hope is not lost. You can learn how to best op­ti­mize your site, and we can help you.

Here are a few tips for you, taught by ex­am­ples taken straight from Star Trek.

Rel­e­vant Information

One of the first rules to build­ing good SEO is to pro­vide rel­e­vant con­tent on your site, based on your busi­ness and site topic.

This is sim­i­lar to the En­ter­prise’s on­go­ing mis­sion, which is about the bold ex­plo­ration of new worlds and peo­ples. Their mis­sion state­ment isn’t full of idle words—they stick to what they say, seek­ing out new life and ex­plor­ing strange new worlds. It de­fines who they are and what they do.

Your site is like your mis­sion state­ment: it’s one of the first things po­ten­tial cus­tomers will see. Make sure that they know ex­actly what your site is about, from the first glance at the homepage.

If your site is for your auto shop or car deal­er­ship, make it clear to all your vis­i­tors. If you spread the news on any and all things nerd, show it all across your site. Pro­vide rel­e­vant and qual­ity con­tent, so every­one who vis­its knows the point of your site.

The StarTrek-Guide to SEO - our mission

Be crys­tal clear what each page is about.

Hon­est Activities

When Kirk was still just a cadet, he took the Kobayashi Maru test and failed.

The third time he took the test, he was more suc­cess­ful, in­stalling a sub­root in the com­puter and giv­ing him a way to win by cheat­ing. In re­sponse, Starfleet put him on aca­d­e­mic sus­pen­sion, and, if not for Bones’ in­ter­fer­ence, he would’ve missed out on the events on Vul­can and with Nero.

The StarTrek-Guide to SEO - Cheating

As Kirk dis­cov­ered, cheat­ing doesn’t help—especially not when you get caught. Be hon­est in your link-build­ing and other SEO prac­tices. When you’re dis­hon­est, you’re prac­tic­ing what is called Black Hat SEO, and search en­gines like Google re­ally don’t like when web­mas­ters try to get bet­ter re­sults by cir­cum­vent­ing the al­go­rithms they’ve worked hard to create.

When search en­gines catch sites buy­ing or sell­ing links, us­ing cloaked and hid­den text, or any num­ber of other dis­hon­est op­ti­miza­tion tech­niques, they pun­ish those sites, just like Starfleet pun­ished Kirk.

Here’s an ex­cerpt from Google’s web­mas­ter guidelines:

Screenshot Google Webmaster Guidelines

Prac­tice hon­est White Hat SEO tac­tics, so you can keep your site on Google’s good side.

Wide­spread Tactics

The crew of the En­ter­prise is highly-skilled, with knowl­edge in many dif­fer­ent areas.

The StarTrek-Guide to SEO - Widespread Tactics

  • Uhura is a mas­ter lin­guist, with the abil­ity to speak any num­ber of languages—including Klingon—like a native.
  • Sulu is not only a great pi­lot, but he has some mad fenc­ing skills.
  • The other crew mem­bers have sim­i­lar dual skills.

By work­ing to­gether with all of their com­bined skills, they are able to ac­com­plish much more than if they only had the req­ui­site skills for their positions.

Just as the En­ter­prise is com­prised of many dif­fer­ent ar­eas of knowl­edge, you need to have an un­der­stand­ing and knowl­edge of more than just one area of SEO. 

The most ef­fi­cient way to rank high is to use mul­ti­ple tech­niques. You might guest blog or reach­ing out via so­cial me­dia sites like Stum­ble Upon or Pin­ter­est. There are lots of good tac­tics you can use to build your SEO, but the best way to get a high rank is by im­ple­ment­ing as many of those tech­niques as you can.

Even if it doesn’t put you to the top of the first page, it will make your rank stronger. Then when Google up­dates their al­go­rithm, you’ll ei­ther stay at the same rank or in­crease, while every­one else drops.

SEO isn’t as dif­fi­cult as some peo­ple think. You don’t nec­es­sar­ily have to go to an SEO firm to ac­quire the high rank you want (al­though they can help you). You can mas­ter SEO your­self, and when you do, you can be the one to boldly go where no op­ti­mized site has gone before.

About the au­thor: Theo Schmidt has an in­ter­est in com­puter sci­ence and en­gi­neer­ing, and he uses that in­ter­est to fuel his blog­ging as well as his con­sul­ta­tion work for busi­ness like Click.com. Theo also en­joys spend­ing time in the out­doors, and he is pas­sion­ate about pro­tect­ing the environment.